JohnLock fanfic

once upon a time John and Sherlock were eating dinner and they started fighting and throwing crumpets and tea and other shit that british people eat at eachother. They started punching the air because they were to faraway from each other to actually hit them. then they both got huge throbbing boners and fell on top of eachother and gave eachother blow jobs (at the same time because they are both proffesional gymnasts) and then the both came in eachothers mouths and they both swallowed and Sherlock had to chew. But they still wernet satisfied so Sherlock got up and stuck his penis in Johns ass because hes a shota and started thrusting fast and hard and they didnt have ant lube so they went raw and all the friction caused a house fire and the house burned down. the end



hope u guys enjoyed my first ever fanfic

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holy fucking shit is this messed up