Canon RP- Ryan as Eridan

Eridan wwalks into Neww Cancity. Wwoww this place is a mess, wwhat have they been up too? Terezi and the mayor found this room a few days ago and its noww decked out in chalk and cans and all sorts of shit. Eridan sees [other rp-er] lying on the floor, what is he/she doing there?

Vriska is all drugged up and has had the shit 8eat out of her. She wakes up and moans 8efore rolling over and flipping Eridan off and going 8ack to sleep.

Eridan looks at Vriska, surrounded by knocked over cans. What the fuck happened? Vriska looks like shes out cold, so shes not going to be any help in solving this mystery...
Eridan spots a torn off label from one of the cans. He walks over to it and reads "Faygo, now with 20% more alcohol"
"fuck" have they been drinking again? That might explain the heap of barf in the corner next to the mayor...
More info is needed. Eridan gently picks up a can, puts in on a stick he found lying on the floor, and pokes Vriska.

Vriska mumbles something about killing everyone in her sleep and snores a bit. She turns over a few times and then slowly wakes up. "What the fuck happened to me," she says.

Eridan looks over her "you tell me, cantown looks like its been hit by a hurricane"

Vriska looks around, confused. "All I can remem8er is the Mayor giving us some new experimental Faygo to try. He told us it would make us feel great, so everyone drank some. After that, I remem8er 8eing hit and 8lacking out," she says.

Eridan sighs, exasperated. He walks over to the mayor and pokes him using the can-stick.

Vriska says, "Oh gog, I hope the fucker dies." She sits down and holds her head, "Stupid hangover."

The mayor groans, lifts his shrouded head, and barfs. Then he passes out. It looks like he isnt going to be of any use.
Eridan looks around the room and sees Terezi's cane lying in the corner, why would she leave her cane anywhere?
The moans from Vriska disract Eridan, he walks over and picks up a can. Flipping it over onto its back as to show the ingredients.
Serving Size: 1 can
Ingredients:- they seem to be covered in barf. Eridan wipes it off with his cape, then burns the cape. He's not wearing that again.
The uncovered ingredients read"You dont wanna know"
Well thats helpful. Another groan from the mayor makes you turn around, he seems to have burped up his firefly-lucus.

Vriska looks up from her self pity and says "I think I remem8er Terezi running off in the middle of the night. She was saying something a8out finding the weed or something..."

Fuck. Was there weed here too? Noone tells me these things. If she was drunk enough to forget her cane, she couldn't have made it far. Eridan walks out into the hallway and sees a pair of red glasses on the floor. Something is seriously wrong.


(I might not respond till morning, cause I need to sleep and stuff)

Vriska wanders around for a while 8efore she finds some more Faygo and sips on it. It's actually pretty good, as long as you don't have too much or drink it too quickly.

dave walks in, assessing the two idiots just sitting around in Can Town
"dude seriously what the fuck are you guys doing"

Vriska, now slightly drunk, walks over to Dave and says "Heeeeeeeey, what's up Davey?"

Feferi stumbles over and sits on the ground. They all noticed she was carrying Sollux's glasses. She grabs her head and moans.

"Ugh!!!My )(ead..... water we doing )(ere?? w)(ere the glub is T-ER-EZI????? And Sollux?? W)(at )(appened?! Ow... my )(ead..."

Feferi grabs her head again. She then slumps down on the ground.

"If you guys need me, I'll be on the ground here, wit)( a )(orrid )(angover of some sort."

Then she put her head on the ground and starts to talk to herself.

"O)( god, did I drink the FAYGO?! 38/ O)( )(eck, I can't glubbing remember a t)(ing."

Eridan, Vriska, and Dave hear soft sniffling coming from Feferi. Feferi grabs the glasses and holds them to her heart.

"I just remember seeing Sollux running, and then I blacked out.... W)(ere is my Sollux???"

Vriska scoffs at the pathetic sight and mumbles "Mortals..."

Feferi wipes off her eyes, and glares at Vriska.

"You s)(ut you mouth, you land)(ag!"

Vriska says "Why don't you get off your hungover ass and make me?"

Feferi gently places Sollux's glasses on the ground, and gets up.

"All right, you mot)(er-glubber, L-ET'S DO THIS!!"

Feferi stumbles around, looking around for her tridant. After a minute of searching, she finds it behind a dumpster.

Feferi picks it up, and stares at it, confused.

"T)(e Glub is t)(is doing )(-ER-----E???? O)( well, time to beat your sorry a**!!"

Feferi makes ninja pose with her tridant.

Vriska pulls out a minigun and says "Say your prayers, fishgirl!"

"W)(atever, QU---E-EN B****!!!"

Feferi lunges at Vriska, tridant in hand.

Vriska starts firing her minigun at a devastating 50 rounds per second, destroying anything it hits. Luckily, she's a horrible shot, so she only manages to scare Feferi 8efore she runs out of 8ullets.

Feferi flips and dodges the bullets. She runs and hides behind the dumpster, and is panting really hard. But then a lightbulb went off in Feferi's head, and her lips curled into an evil sneer.

Maybe if I use )(er weaknesses to distract )(er, I can sneak around and go in for the KILL!! , she thought.

Feferi begin to chuckle, and her chuckle began to grow, until it was a creepy maniacal cackle.

"Vriska, Vriska, VRISKA. You can sometime be SUC)( a DOLT! Didn't you notice that KANAYA isn't here? S)(e WAS
)(ere --EARLI-ER, but now s)(e )(as disssapeared!!! And )(ere YOU AR--E! Fig)(ting M---E, and not even t)(inking about your matesprit. For all YOU know, s)( could be D----EAD!!!! >8D"

Feferi notices the look of shock on Vriska's face, and she begins to laugh maniacally.

Vriska walks away, laughing. "You really think Kanaya'd die that easily? I guess you're the idiot here. Never underestimate her," she says.

Feferi scowls at Vriska, and in her blind fury, screams and runs toward Vriska and tries to stab her with her tridant.